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[ignitepass]

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3/20 (i.. think...) - text

[outplays]

Tetsuya, I heard about your tryst with Kagami Taiga.
I'm sure it's not a concern, but... I hope you didn't rattle him too badly.

[ignitepass]

Everything went fine, Akashi-kun.

[ "don't be jealous I got there first." ]

[outplays]

[ it's not about winning the battles, Tetsuya, it's about winning the war ]

Just fine?
In that case, I don't think I need to ask for details.

[ignitepass]

It would be impolite to give details.

4/18 - voice

[outplays]

[ So Akashi sounds like he may have gotten hit by a truck or worse; there's probably a reason that he didn't choose video (he looks like shit) or text (delicate motor functions are rather difficult at the moment). ]

Tetsuya. You seemed concerned that I disappeared for a few days...

[ judging by the texts that he's gotten, at least ]

... I'm fine.

[ignitepass]

I thought you left.

[outplays]

Then, belatedly... I didn't. Why are you so upset, Tetsuya?

4/27 - video

[outplays]

Tetsuya, I received something interesting. Do you know what it is?

[ And Akashi just smiles faintly as he displays his... cool new sex toy. He'd put the models on the Price is Right to shame. ]

[ignitepass]

[ there's a beat from Kuroko as he realizes exactly what it is, processes it, and then keeps his face very deliberately blank. ]

I don't know, Akashi-kun. Maybe we should find out. [ your move ]

[outplays]

I thought you disapproved of me using the scientific method.

[ Akashi's strawmanning this and he knows it, but really, he just wants to press this conversation out for maximal entertainment... ]

5/3; text

[returnafavor]

KUROKOCCHI I GOT A BASKETBALL ヾ(@°▽°@)ノ🏀🏀

[ignitepass]

I received a basketball net.

[returnafavor]

THAT'S PERFECT NOW WE CAN PLAY Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ

5/8 text

[statsuki]

Tetsu-kun, I have a question for you... If you could call me back I'd appreciate it.

voice;

[ignitepass]

[ five minutes later; ] Momoi-san? What did you need?

[statsuki]

... Can I come over? I... I want it to be you.

[Oh gosh, she's so nervous. Still... he'd offered. He wouldn't offer if he didn't mean it, would he?]

For my... first.

5/30 - text

[outplays]

[ Attached: 1. a picture of a sleeping goddess's pod, 2. a close-up of the inscription. ]

Tetsuya, did you know goddesses are picky?

[ignitepass]

It's a good thing that you went, Akashi-kun. I'm certain you'll be able to help her.

[outplays]

[ WOW TETSUYA ]

Clearly, you should have come with. I'm certain you would've been able to help her, too.

7/2 - video

[eccenteric]

Kuro-chin, Kuro-chin. Look—

[He'd sound excited, if he wasn't speaking... with his own voice. But he really is excited regardless of the dull tone to his voice, and as the camera view turns away from Murasakibara, one can see why. It's aimed toward the rather large bag filled with various snacks from home, sitting wide open atop his new bed.]

You and Aka-chin were right. They gave me rewards~

video;

[ignitepass]

[ Kuroko doesn't laugh, but it's only because he's had years of practice dealing with Murasakibara. ]

I'm glad, Murasakibara-kun. You'll have to make sure not to eat them all at once. [ does Murasakibara even know how to ration food? ]

They sent me a lot of books, this time.

[eccenteric]

I might wanna borrow some, if they're interesting...

[The camera turns back to him and his now more thoughtful expression.]

Hmm... This was here after that festival, and then there was a smaller bag too a little later. [Was. It's really hard to restrain himself after so long of going without.]

How often do the presents come?

8/9 - text

[outplays]

Tetsuya, I have a question. What does "dating" generally entail?
Conceptually, how would you say "dating" differs from "going on a date"?

text;

[ignitepass]

Dating implies more exclusivity... and the desire to repeat the action of going on a date, I think.

Why?

[outplays]

I see. I had gathered as much, but it's always nice to hear reaffirmation.

[ Akashi's gonna pretend like Kuroko means "why ask me?" instead of "why ask... that?" ]

You seem to have experience in the matter, so I thought you would be a good person to ask.